Peter, Quagmire, and Joe go on a journey to find the source of a dirty joke.





Quagmire is able to accept his father’s way of life but it somehow crosses the line when it comes to Brian.





Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Stewie has an accident and wants Brian to eat his poop due to a terrible odor and no new diapers to change into. He at first refuses, but gives in after Stewie cries in a corner. Brian then licks his behind to prevent any rashes on Stewie. Stewie gets tired and they fall asleep. In the middle of the night, Brian wakes up and opens a bottle of scotch. When he accidentally wakes up Stewie, they share the scotch and get drunk. Still drunk, Stewie tells Brian that his life has no purpose and Brian infuriates, resulting in a huge fight. A gun from Brian’s safety deposit box goes off when Stewie accidentally shoots it. The bullet hits off the walls continuesly. The pair think they’re going to die so they say sorry to each other under a table. The next morning, after Stewie stretches, he sits down and has a “Jenny Craig” bar. Brian yells at him for not sharing them the whole time. Eventually, Stewie gives him one, but it was a flavor Brian disliked. While eating, Stewie asks Brian why he has a gun. Very hesitant, Brian finally reveals that he keeps it in case he wants to commit suicide. Shocked, Stewie asks why he’s so unhappy and Brian says it’s because his life doesn’t have purpose. Stewie’s response is that it would be selfish of him to commit suicide because he is the only one he likes. As he goes deeper and deeper, Stewie eventually says that he loves Brian in a non – sexual way and he would not be able to live without him. Brian replies that he loves him too. They drift off to sleep somewhere in the time Brian was reading his book to Stewie. The screen fades black. Suddenly, the scene goes to Brian and Stewie sleeping and the bank vault door automatically opens. The scene ends with Brian carrying an asleep Stewie out of the bank vault.





The apocalypse has come to Quahog, and everyone must make amends to each other.





Brian writes a television pilot, but it gets sabotaged by Peter and Brian’s arch nemesis, James Woods.





Peter decides to become a full-time paparazzo. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.





Stewie cross-dresses to try to get on the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter insults Lois about her age and Lois is jealous of Meg’s new boyfriend.





Chris and Stewie go missing for several days prompting Lois to see a psychic who assures her they are safe. However Lois and Peter become obsessed with the psychic, and Peter takes it a step too far. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.





Brian gets a job writing about the average American girl for a teen magazine. When he starts following Meg for research he discovers that she has been talking to a guy in jail. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret, he finds out that Luke has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.





When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia, he forgets everything, including his family and friends. Lois tries to bring back his memory, until Peter begins to hit on other women. Lois decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois.